The What-If game

Then I'd go "boom-boom pow"

What if you were immortal, but stayed 11 years old forever?

I'd be really sad but then again really happy for obvious reasons. :P

What if ramen was made illegal?

I'd be a ramen dealer, make lots of money

What if you had to live with a permanent neck ache

I don't even want to think about that. I'd probably just sleep all the time.

What if Naruto went on permanent hiatus?

Naruto on a permanent hiatus? Did I die? Am I in hell?

what if some sort of doomsday happened and the only water you could drink was contaminated

Then I'd probably die of contamination or infection... or dehydration.

What if all of a sudden everyone had negative vision?

Then it would just be the new norm, and we would just adapt as humans always do.

What if, originally, we were all one sex only?

There would be more fish in the sea, if you catch my drift.

What if we had 48 hours of darkness and 48 hours of light instead of 12/12?

Then our age would be younger than we are now.

What if Spongebob was your neighbor?

I'd knock the shit out of him.

What if we could breathe underwater?

Then I'd go find myself a sexy merman.

What if we all lived on the sun?

We'd be hydrogen and helium, constantly fusing together. GOOD TIMES.

What if we were all mute?

The world would be a much quieter place.

What if you couldn't blink anymore?

My eyes would dry up and it's be painful and I'd go blind.

What if all cars in the world just died and never worked again?

Then I would be faster in running, and my stamina would be awesome now XD

What if you slapped your boy friend or girl friend for the kicks and he or she takes it seriously ? lol

Then I'd be surprised, because my BF is such a calm person. He'd never take it seriously, because he'd know it was a joke.

What if babies could talk immediately after birth?

Lol idk, maybe the first sentance the babies are gonna say is:

What if birds couldn't fly anymore?

They'd walk and be easier to catch which would be kinda cute but really sad and omg I want to cry.

What if scientists brought a dinosaur back to life?

I would hope it would be an herbivore... and I'd want it to have a dinosaur friend because it would be too sad if it was the only one. ;_;

What if you heard a cat bark?

I would take a cat instead of a dog lol

What if horses rode you instead of the other way around?

Then we'd be like the strongest animals in earth.

What if I never created this thread?

Then I wouldn't be typing this.

What if hair grew 5x it's normal speed?

ID be like: "me gusta" Lol

What if you crap out money ? Lmao.

I'd be taking me some laxatives.

What if your eyes turned purple suddenly?