naruto characters and their reactions to the internets views on them

how would they react to how the internet views them.
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this is what i think
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naruto, "i don't say believe it anymore!!! and furthermore i don't smoke i know my voice sounds like it but i don't
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Sakura, "I am not useless,I am a new sannin!!!! and stop pairing me with Naruoto you saw how he repulses me in 631!!! stop being cruel to me!!!!"
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Sasuke,"I am not emo, so eat my ametersu!!"
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Kakashi, "why in the name of Jiryia is me being paired with Iruka this most popular pairing in Japan!!!"
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Obito, "I dare you to prove me wrong, naruto failed to TNJ me so you lose!!!"
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Ten-ten" i know i don't appear that much in the manga, but in the anime i am easily in the top 30!!!! i dare anyone to stand up to thousands of exploding tags!!! whne i jump hundreds of meters in the air and rain hell on you!!!"
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Hinata,"hey Naruto isn't the only thing i think about, you haters ignored several chapters!!!! i want myself ot imporve for Shino and Kiba!!! you missed those and not to mention i didn't ingore Neji's death you just skimmed over those scnes!!"
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Ino, "all i have to say is i hate all of you and you are all going ot hell"
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Kiba,"why on earht do you guys think i have sex with Akamaru!!! i want to be hokage!!!!"
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Madara, "NO!!! i am not gay for Hashirama!!! if i was why on earth do you think i would be trying ot kill him!!! furthermore i have his face on my skin i could be doing unmentionable things to it if i was gay!!!"
Orichimaru, "no i am not like Micheal jackson i seek power not sex with little boys"
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Moegi, "i am no longer a preschooler!!"
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Sai,"why do you all think i am obssesd with penis's all what they are (cencored)
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Kyuubi, "no i don't go into heat and want to have sex with Naruto!!!"
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Kushina,"screw you NS and NH fans, trying ot use my dying words to your advantage, honor my death you usless ****ers!!!"
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Minato, "yep i was one of the greatest kages ever

Itachi, "hell yeah i am the solo king!!!"
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Deidara, "no i am not a girl so STFU!!!"
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Sasori, "oh yeah i am sexy and i know it "
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Tsunade, "yes my breasts are real and no i won't allow you to touch them!!!!"
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Konohamura,"yeah kishi forgot about me"
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Rock lee, "no me and gia sensie don't have sex, we just explode with the power of youth, and may the oils of my youth rest on Sakura forever!!!!!"
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Kabuto, "damn you i am not british!!!"
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Jiryia, "sorry guys i am to busy looking at all these porn sites, me and tsunade and hinata and sakura and mie at the smae time daaaaammnnn, leave me interviewers!!! this is going to be great!!!!!"
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Shikamaru, "who cares if i sleep alot i am still infinitly more intelligent than you!!"
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Killer bee, "thank you my fans, enjoy the sun and get tans, WEEEEEEE!!!!!!! tis ay the rapper killer bee!!!!"
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Temari, "I-i, umm, Dammit no commetn on me and shikamaru!!!!! dammit!!!"
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Choji, "umm me and shimamaru are good freinds nothing more, i only make love to cake, oops i should've have said that,"
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Gaara,"well i woudln't mind dating Naruto, if he allows it i think i will"
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Iruka, "no i am not Naruto's father!!! read the manga dammit!!!"

Hinata and Sakura will find this forum and see all of our "appreciation posts"

things won't end well if they did

Naruto: I really wish people would treat and Sakura and Hinata nicely. I mean i know.....*sees Sakuras ass thread* uh? *peeks* Wow, Sakura does have a great ass. Hey Sakura, you surely have a.......
*whack*
Naruto: OUCH!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: I was just going to say you have a great ass, you do. Oh, man. Now i'm gonna get it. Well atelast i know Hinata well not hit me *sees Hinata boobs thread* wat? *peeks* Wow, uh those are certainly.... "big." *suddenly Hinata is next to him*
Hinata: n-n-naruto-kun?
Naruto: uh, Hinata....i.........uh.......well.....um
*Hinata runs away embrassed*
Naruto: (those are very nice Hinata, really they are. you should show more skin)
*Jiraya appears*
Jiraya: Oh yeah those are very nice, hey have you ever thought about doing modeling?
*Naruto punches Jiraya*
Naruto: Knock it off Pervy sage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jiraya: But you said something about her........
Naruto: 1. I'm 16 2. We are supposed to be together, now stfu. -_- So anyway, yeah treat them nicely people!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes back to the ass and boob threads*    

^ lol Sounds about right and I can't stand all the bashing towards Hinata and Sakura neither, but you just have to learn to ignore them.

itachi75 wrote:things won't end well if they did

-sakura: TheF! I SUPPORT NARU HINA!? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE WITH NARUTO!?

-Naruto: I just..HATE people that lie to them selfs, that is you the walker...

-Hinata: I will make sure im at Naruto's side at the end of this, I'm not the same person the zombie makes me out to be..

-Sasuke: "LMAO!!! OMG... EVIL-LMAO!!! ... no comment

This sounds fun. 

Naruto: "Hey, I'm the coolest among everyone. Sasuke-teme can't beat that. *sees NauSasu stuff* Dafuq?! I'm not gay! And why do some think that I would jump to Sakura-chan, after all that has happened? I'm not an ass, dattebayo! *sees "nice" NaruHina and Hinata fanart*  <<< Pervy thoughts"

Sakura: "What the hell?! I'm not useless! I can blow your body into thousand pieces with one hit! And stop pairing me with that Naruto-Baka! disgusting!   *sees SasuSaku stuff* Aww, thank you for understanding me and supporting me. We do look nice together, don't we?

Sasuke: "Hn... all just idiots. I'm not gay with that Dobe nor am I emo you idiots...  *sees SasuSaku fanart* ... " 

Hinata: "I'm not just thinking about Naruto-kun. Please, don't think like that. I care about the others, too. I'm not useless. Naruto-kun said I'm strong! *sees NaruHina stuff*  Thanks for all the support, mina. I'll give my best to be the girl at Naruto-kun's side forever.*sees sexy Hinata  fanart*  "

Sai: "Ehh... there are so many beautiful fanarts... *watches trough the Naruto Yaoi stuff*

Shikamaru: "I'm so lazy, that it's cool. " 

Ino: "Screw you all!"

Choji: "I'm not fat!"

Tobirama: "Hmpf... I knew that I'm the best."

Hashirama: "Haha! They all love me!"

Minato: "Why are Kushina and me always used as a parallel? We are a wonderful pairing and not a parallel pairing! *finds out about all NaruHina moments* What for a gorgeous girl. She did and say all these wonderful things to my precious son?"

Kushina: "Stop using me as evidence for a freaking pairing! It's Naruto's decision not mine, dattebane! I just want my son to be loved, okay?!

JulaShona wrote:This sounds fun. 

Naruto: "Hey, I'm the coolest among everyone. Sasuke-teme can't beat that. *sees NauSasu stuff* Dafuq?! I'm not gay! And why do some think that I would jump to Sakura-chan, after all that has happened? I'm not an ass, dattebayo! *sees "nice" NaruHina and Hinata fanart*  <<< Pervy thoughts"

Sakura: "What the hell?! I'm not useless! I can blow your body into thousand pieces with one hit! And stop pairing me with that Naruto-Baka! disgusting!   *sees SasuSaku stuff* Aww, thank you for understanding me and supporting me. We do look nice together, don't we?

Sasuke: "Hn... all just idiots. I'm not gay with that Dobe nor am I emo you idiots...  *sees SasuSaku fanart* ... " 

Hinata: "I'm not just thinking about Naruto-kun. Please, don't think like that. I care about the others, too. I'm not useless. Naruto-kun said I'm strong! *sees NaruHina stuff*  Thanks for all the support, mina. I'll give my best to be the girl at Naruto-kun's side forever.*sees sexy Hinata  fanart*  "

Sai: "Ehh... there are so many beautiful fanarts... *watches trough the Naruto Yaoi stuff*

Shikamaru: "I'm so lazy, that it's cool. " 

Ino: "Screw you all!"

Choji: "I'm not fat!"

Tobirama: "Hmpf... I knew that I'm the best."

Hashirama: "Haha! They all love me!"

Minato: "Why are Kushina and me always used as a parallel? We are a wonderful pairing and not a parallel pairing! *finds out about all NaruHina moments* :adorable:What for a gorgeous girl. She did and say all these wonderful things to my precious son?"

Kushina: "Stop using me as evidence for a freaking pairing! It's Naruto's decision not mine, dattebane! I just want my son to be loved, okay?!

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Oh Hashi.... lol
"Hashirama: "Haha! They all love me!" ha-h we do hashi... we really do...
...Thank you for founding the leaf